DOTS - BMW 328xi with a cheap M3 rear bumper

"MUSASHI66" (musashi66) 10/10/2016 at 12:16 • Filed to: None

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M3 bumper and exhaust on a 328xi - bumper not even painted, and “xi” part of the badge removed (xi still visible)

Sticker on top right - “If driven carefully, please report stolen”

Miss-aligned “Alpina” badge instead of BMW badge

On the side window, not pictured here “ hellabroke, ballin ain’t free” sticker.

Sounded like shit, and was automatic as well.

E90M3 > MUSASHI66 10/10/2016 at 12:24

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I should put a 328xi badge on my M3.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > MUSASHI66 10/10/2016 at 12:35

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Christ, the only thing he’s missing is a “shocker” sticker.

Milky > MUSASHI66 10/10/2016 at 12:39

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“If driven carefully, please report stolen” confirms everything I thought about the driver.

Noah - Now with more boost. > MUSASHI66 10/10/2016 at 12:39

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Ridiculous. As usual with people who do these things, those who are in the know aren’t fooled, and the uninitiated won’t even notice.

MUSASHI66 > Noah - Now with more boost. 10/10/2016 at 12:43

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Spot on

MUSASHI66 > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 10/10/2016 at 12:44

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There might be one on the other side of the car. I see it occasionally on my way to work, I’ll have to look :)

WilliamsSW > MUSASHI66 10/10/2016 at 12:59

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I’m wondering how many of those exhaust tips are actually connected to the exhaust? Wouldn’t be surprised if it was 0.

WilliamsSW > WilliamsSW 10/10/2016 at 13:01

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Also, as a BMW driver, it really irritates me that 90% of the time you see this dumb shit, it’s a 3 series.

E90M3 > Noah - Now with more boost. 10/10/2016 at 13:05

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That’s why I should do this to my car.

When I was in high school I had an ebay M badge on the back of my explorer sport.

Noah - Now with more boost. > E90M3 10/10/2016 at 13:10

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LOL. Omg I’m so offended. I do love E90 M3s though. mmmm

MUSASHI66 > WilliamsSW 10/10/2016 at 13:12

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Not sure, but I do know it didn’t sound good at all.

WilliamsSW > MUSASHI66 10/10/2016 at 13:25

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Surprising. I’m sure it’s well maintained...

MUSASHI66 > WilliamsSW 10/10/2016 at 13:27

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I bet it has all it’s maintenance records from a reputable dealership.

WilliamsSW > MUSASHI66 10/10/2016 at 13:34

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Oh, undoubtedly. I think it would be funny as hell if those tips all ended right behind the bumper cover and there was a single live outlet blowing exhaust directly into that same cover.

Klaus Schmoll > E90M3 10/10/2016 at 13:58

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I can mail you a 316i or 318d badge from Europe. Why not go all in?

E90M3 > Klaus Schmoll 10/10/2016 at 13:59

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Probably should go with the 316d badge.

Klaus Schmoll > E90M3 10/10/2016 at 14:03

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But that still gives you some sort of diesel coolness.

Nauraushaun > MUSASHI66 10/11/2016 at 03:09

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What in HELL is that badge

MUSASHI66 > Nauraushaun 10/11/2016 at 08:52

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Alpina. Not a bad badge, just a bad install job.

Tripper > MUSASHI66 10/11/2016 at 11:24

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First car I have ever seen with “mom butt”

MUSASHI66 > Tripper 10/11/2016 at 11:57

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I don’t get it?

Tripper > MUSASHI66 10/11/2016 at 12:04

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Mom butt = elongated and lower attachment point than a standard butt.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > MUSASHI66 10/11/2016 at 16:43

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Misaligned fake exhausts.

Nauraushaun > MUSASHI66 10/11/2016 at 17:41

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Agreed. An Alpina badge does not an Alpina make